Im Gracing Your Mom With My Presence

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Tonight. Who wants me gracing their ass with my couch for a few days?





FUCK IM BORED

 

[Tee]

( it kinda shows... )

 

[Karmic]

I would if I could, but I can't so I don't want to.

 

[AsModEe]

huh?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I think he meant to say that he's coming out of the closet.

 

[Chromatose]

if you're gonna do a spoof thread, at least put some thought into it! c'mon! put that boredom time to good use

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

*butters the thread*

there we go.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

don't you be butterin'

 

[TheDreamingMind]

Is it a comfy couch?
If only I could instantly travel many thousands of miles with a single thought.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

if you're gonna do a spoof thread, at least put some thought into it! c'mon! put that boredom time to good use

i once did a very good spoof thread on the opeth board. It involved opeth and pooing.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Oh, and at the time of my boredom i was also incredibly lazy

 

[neal]

so you're inviting people, or what?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

^ I think he is.
you can start loading the car and hit the road anytime now neal.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

no i was thinking more along the lines of sodomy with a couch

 

[Dead_Lioness]

^ neal does those things everyday max. You need to find something that will be more apealing to him.
sorry dude.

 

[neal]

yeh cmon, dude. get creative.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Its one of those old beaten down couches with springs popping out and holes all over it that you find on the side of a street

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Oh, so you're into kinky stuff, huh?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Oh, so you're into kinky stuff, huh?

yes!
why, you too?



oh wait, you weren't talking to me,
nevermind then.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

you kinky jews you