fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you im out!

The mental image of a wasted guy chasing after a giant stoned hamster chasing a bear trying to fuck it is pretty funny.
 
hahaha this board cracks me up. so to recap:
yeh lots of green was burnt
no i didnt get raped by any bears
no i didnt rape any bears
no i didnt get high and chase a hamster who was also high that was chasing a bear trying to rape it
at night it was fucking cold. like in the 20s
i only drank too much and hurled once
a good time was had by all
-neal
 
Yes. I've been lectured many a time by that woman... scary... "Amy, the dash on your gravestone represents what you DID with your life, what you MADE of it, and God will help you through that"

"Don't glorify drugs! I've seen people go down that route before, and it's really a shame. Drugs aren't funny"

"Did you just say pedophile? Who exactly are you talking to on the Internet?"