I am pulling a CT. I have photos from my day.

Captain Beard

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On our way to pick up Jerry on the way to Costco.​

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Jerry's front door.​

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He was ecstatic to see me. (Yes, he did that on purpose.)​

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Now THAT is a swimming pool. Notice Jerry standing next to it.​

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This fucking thing was pure crystal, and about 6 feet tall. Jerry, posing again.​

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The price tag of the big bastard.​

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Turned the camera upward for a moment, to prove I was really there. Hairy fucker.​