i am socially awkward

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

There's only one person that I can tolerate talking to for more than a minute on the phone. But if I just feel like wasting someone's time I can talk for longer.

 

[ricochet42]

you're not alone. I hate phones and especially voicemail/answering machines.

 

[Static]

My awkwardness >>>>> yours.