I am such an off topic bastard

[Gadlor]

But I must share this with you. The Onion is the best newspaper, ever. This is clear. While perusing their latest edition online, I happened upon their advice column. Each column, they ask advice of someone particularly unique.

This column happens to be asking advice of the Hindenburg Announcer Guy. Hindenburg being the giant airship that exploded.

"Hot ashes that were once our neighbors fall from the air like a grisly snow!"

I think you owe it to yourself to look at an advice column that contains that line.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3209/hindenbergguy.html

 

[Final_Vision]

Personally I think its cool when off-topic stuff is like this, I read the Opeth offtopic/seriously off topic board everyday for that exact reason. Only off topic shit I hate is spam.

"Charred bodies are raining down from the heavens! The burnt corpses are strewn about the fields like cordwood! Hot ashes that were once our neighbors fall from the air like a grisly snow! I can feel my gorge rising for the hundredth time! The shattered hellscape before me is an affront to Heaven itself! Oh, God! Oh, the humanity"

Sounds like a black metal song no?

 

[Gums]

I like, Oh, the humanity