I am utterly fucked :( (thanks alot Turkey)

[Dave_Mustaine84]

so i took Wild Turkey to my mates get together, i wish i hadn't have , first time i have EVER spewed from drinking! i was smart though, i went and stood on his front nature strip, as to not spew on his property, naughty Turkey

it's drunkiness builds up inside of you, first of it makes u feel warm, and then later on you finally become fucked up.


NO MORE WILD TURKEY FOR ME

this is what sucks, im the type of guy that doesn't buy the same drink twice as i like to sample everything, but i always sample the shit drinks (shit for me and my thin bony girly like body)

 

[Sydo]

Drink less?

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

are u some type of commy?

 

[TinMan666]

are u some type of commy?

lmfao

 

[Goreripper]

You're too young to drink Wild Turkey, boy.

 

[KoichCPA]

Never to young to drink spirits.

I was 15 getting bottles of Vat69, smoking a few cones and passing out at some random house who's occupants I didn't know.

I was such a little shit of a kid.

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

sorry grand pa

 

[Cooperman]

How much did you actually drink?

 

[Sydo]

And remember to divide the figure by three to save us the trouble..

 

[Shannow]

John Laws won't be happy with you !!!

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

How much did you actually drink?

4 Wild Turkeys

 

[KoichCPA]

You fuckin softock.

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

well i don't care, it got me drunk AND utterly fucked so im happy

 

[KoichCPA]

Seriously, every girl on this board can outdrink you.

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

good, they can die of alcohol poisoning whilst i live on, spreading my legacy around the world.


on a side note, i found out that this chick with huge gigantic basketball tits that i did yr 12 with is a complete and utter hornbag, from i got told, she goes off in a big way

 

[KoichCPA]

So you heard she's a slut, and you thought you needed to share that with us why?

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

she's not a slut, she's just a hornbag.


i told u this because it's fucking sick news.

 

[Kem]

to change the embarrassing topic maybe

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

to change the embarrassing topic maybe

im not embarrassed

 

[Sydo]

I take back any earlier comments about drinking less.