This is the height of fucking randomness. I have never seen this thread before.
4?? 4??? Jesus wept. I'd have 4 to warm up before I left for a night out.
'Basketball tits' - you know, I think I've used that one once or twice... I'm not quite sure if he's glad she goes off for whoever is going to get in there or pissed off because he never got the chance to tap it. He's a strange lad that one.