I am utterly fucked :( (thanks alot Turkey)

The most I have drank was a 700ml Jim Beam and some Wild Turkey and other bits and pieces. It was the drunkest I have ever been, and I threw up on a friend and on my suit while in a club.

On the other hand, it was the second night I hooked up with my now girlfriend of over a year, so I can't have been too disgraceful.