I am utterly fucked :( (thanks alot Turkey)

[Shannow]

The people of Stawell have been knwon to call my uncle "the poor man's Eddie McGuire"

 

[Southy]

well drink Schooners ya fucking girls, pot are for poor people and people that are drunk when they get to the pub

 

[Aussie_Outlaw]

[color=#aoeooa]Pints.

oooo yeah.[/color]

 

[Southy]

The more beer the better

 

[Spruce Goose]

ok... last one...

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

This one was unreal. I love the HORNBAG part!!!!! And when he said "4 Wild Turkeys" hahahaha.

 

[Spruce Goose]

HAHA

 

[Icarus]

hahaha classic stuff. Though if you could get pissed on 4 drinks imagine how much money you would save.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

That's true!

 

[Sydo]

Eddie McGuire sucks my penis.

Seriously dude.. what goes on in your head..

 

[Goreripper]

on a side note, i found out that this chick with huge gigantic basketball tits that i did yr 12 with is a complete and utter hornbag, from i got told, she goes off in a big way

Best. Quote. Ever.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Yeah I loved that part!!

 

[TinMan666]

gigantic basketball tits!

 

[Mark]

Ignorant question from the non-drinker: wtf is Wild Turkey?

 

[Lord Tim]

http://www.wildturkey.com/

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

It's just a bourbon lol. A little higher in alcohol volume than a standard bourbon like Jim Beam though (and Wild Turkey Rare Breed is really strong but I doubt he was drinkin that haha).

 

[Mark]

So did he drink 4 bottles, or 4 glasses? Or does it come premixed in cans?

 

[Goreripper]

I'd say it was pre-mix bottles. 4 of those does actually get you pretty drunk, to be honest, but not enough that you can't knock over a few more.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Pre-mixed cans/bottles. Nobody could drink 4 entire bottles of straight Turkey and be standing.

 

[Mark]

Except for Terry