I busted my head open at work.

[Captain Beard]

So, yeah, I busted my head open at work. I was getting trash out of a can and stood up quickly... and hit the handle of the towel dispenser. it left a nasty cut. i still have a bad headache from it after a Darvocett. later on, I had my mother look at the gash, and she said I should've gotten stitches. I sard.

I can't go a week without destroying some body part at that place.

 

[Super Mahrio]

eeegads!
i know how you feel, i am very accident prone!

 

[Captain Beard]

Don't mind the old scars, the balding (I did some some hair out of the way for the photo) and the dired flaking hairspray please.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

GORE!!!!
Did you bleed a lot??? did ya? did ya?


now seriously... OUCH NL!
How's your head?
Do you feel smarter now?

 

[Captain Beard]

No, I didn't bleed a lot, but they heard me cuss like hell and I woke a few tards up with it. It still hurts, and I still feel dizzy. And the only way I'll feel smarter is if I figure out why I always end up hurting myself at work.

 

[Karmic]

ha!

 

[Captain Beard]

Fuck you.

 

[FretsAflame]

Where do you work?

 

[Captain Beard]

I won't name the place directly on here so they can't try to pin me for anything, but we're a state facility that deals with basic care and behavioral modification of retards. I can't say I care for my job, or that I have for a while.

 

[FretsAflame]

Oh... sounds like the suck dude. What were you doing in the trash anyhow?

 

[Captain Beard]

I was taking the bag out at change of shift, because they get mad if we leave trash for the night shift.

 

[Vacant_Planets]

I fell in a trash can now I have a huge bump on my leg.

 

[lizard]

bleeding is good sometimes because it gets rid of the bad humours.

 

[Will Bozarth]

damn, David. i dont know if you hate the job more than the job hates you

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Brutal.

 

[Lunar Still]

Bad times, very bad times.

 

[Cephalopod]

Looks like you were bitten by a zombie...there wasn't one hiding in the trashcan, was there?

 

[Captain Beard]

No.

And I called in because I still have a headache, and the fucking idiots want to fill out paperwork on it and all this shit. EVERY TIME you get hurt, and have to fill out forms, they look down on you more in performance reports. I wanted to avoid this, and now the Unit Supervisior is all huffy and puffy about it. If he gets uppity with me, I'll tell him exactly what I think.

 

[Cephalopod]

I don't even want to imagine the headache something like that could induce. Hope it heals soon.

 

[Captain Beard]

My head isn't what I'm worried about. All this political bullshit and paper filing is what is making me mad. I wanted to stay home due to my head, and now I have to go INTO work and get released. Should just tell them to eat a dick and work the shift at this rate, assholes.