I busted my head open at work.

[Cephalopod]

Going into work with a gashed head on your sick day to fill out paperwork = uke:. Go in there and bleed on somebody.

 

[Super Mahrio]

last time i had to fill out workers comp they fired me a week later.. wang...
(btw, HAI KARMIC! )

 

[Bacchante]

Dude...David...thats quite a gash

Does it hurt much?

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, it did and still does.

 

[Bacchante]

I sowee

 

[Captain Beard]

Why? You didn't hit me with the towel dispenser