I can't sleep.

[EricT]

:danceboy:

 

[EricT]

I am also listening to Sol Invictus... By all means I should be falling into a deep sleep but I am not.

 

[EricT]

Masturbation, for me, is just one continuous process.

 

[Metal head87]

Masturbation doesn't assist in sleeping.
Nyquill is best

 

[Captain Beard]

:danceboy:

*

 

[Karmic]

excellent

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Masturbation doesn't assist in sleeping.

i concur

 

[Will Bozarth]

pics or it doesn't happen! LOLZ!

 

[Karmic]

Masturbation doesn't assist in sleeping.

then how do you explain waking up with your hands on your groin

 

[Will Bozarth]

that just means sleep assists in your masturbating

could also be related to when one's wife says "no. i have a headache" and falls asleep... sleep assists in masturbation.

 

[Liverslapper]

then how do you explain waking up with your hands on your groin

hmmm, well for me ill tuck it between my legs and make it look like a viginia...

 

[derek]

Actually, masturbation for males does aid in sleeping. Genetically men release hormones that encourage sleep after such activities, females, on the other hand, release chemicals that render them desiring pair-bonding.

 

[RedKef]

I do it while I'm sleeping

 

[Liverslapper]

I do it while I'm sleeping

now thats talent

 

[JenniferGentle]

This might sound ridiculous, but something that always gets me sleepy is...the sound that is made while someone is eating an apple HAHA. Don't ask.

 

[BioMechanical]

Masturbation doesn't assist in sleeping.
Nyquill is best

Pot works better.

 

[Liverslapper]

Pot works better.

I 2nd that.

 

[xenophobe]

Pot works better.

Valium works even better.

 

[neal]

OxyContin works even betterer :zombie:

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

DEATH works even better. Get it? Like if you're dead, you won't have troubles sleeping because then you'd be dead!!