I created a monster

[Lordenlil]

I have improved Arild.. made him darker + added a shadow:

And here is a special edition:

 

[~Zeanra~]

Nice You Norwegian people have cool names, I like

 

[Lutz]

he looks evil, but the name sounds funny

 

[7 Dying Trees]

Do they make entertaining pets?

 

[Lordenlil]

yes. I think we'll design them so that you may train them easily.
But u don't wanna make him jump in the house... hell, you don't
even want him to stand in the house (ps: 10 meters tall)

Arild is a good name, since it's not hostile. If ppl are frightened you
just say.. "oh, here's Arild" and all is ok!

 

[Eirik]

yeah... Arild never hurt nobody...

Arild don't own no shotgun...

quite teh tranquil name

 

[Orchid]

I love Arild already, can I leave a pre-order?

 

[Orchid]

Although, I'm a tad disappointed. I have a huge collection of all sorts of bears back at home, I was kinda hoping they were Arild's favourite food..

 

[7 Dying Trees]

good good good. 10 meters tall shouldn't be too much of a problem. Does it prefer outdoors or indoors?

And can I get it to eat random commuters that walk past my house?

Does it need washing or can it take care of itsself?

What are vets bills like (ie, deworming, fleas etc)?

 

[Lordenlil]

Well, as you are making us aware of many important things in
functionality and maintenance, we will design him so that he has
an easy 'user interface' and runs at low cost.
So far we have genes from pigs, wolves, horses, koalas (for the
peace mode), lots of insects, wolverine, hawk... and then some...

Oh - he comes with a high pressure washing device, so that won't
be a problem.

 

[Orchid]

But can you make him eat bears, please?

 

[Lordenlil]

He will eat bears! Bears and cows = fave food!

 

[Orchid]

Eeexcellent... (Mr. Burns - voice) *rubs hands together*

You couldn't *cough* arrange a small *cough* *cough* demonstration, could you? *cough spasm*

 

[Orchid]

I've got fifty bucks saying he damn sure will.

 

[Lutz]

Yea, he will.

 

[Eirik]

pfft

Arild is nice and Grumpy Bear ain't

 

[Eirik]

you're not Grumpy Bear... you're Nogie Bear...

you're very nice

 

[Eirik]

not grumpy!

 

[Itay]

buh?

 

[Lordenlil]

Originally posted by Black Heart
I'm grumpy!

I'm Nachos Bear

*slaps Nachos' ass to get that crispy sound*