i do not believe in polygamy.

wtf

I didn't know about this swazi dude but holy shit

"Nothando Dube was selected as Mswati's fiancee after last year's Reed Dance, an event where thousands of maidens dance bare breasted in honor of the Queen Mother and where Mswati has chosen wives in the past."

not as fucked up as that custom in the one country has the guys known as "the cleanser", old alcohol swilling guys with food in their beards who are paid to have sex with widows, but...