i dont know about you guys,

I like it when my girl rides me reverse cowboy.

Porn, I like it when the chick squats on the guy reverse, rather than kneeling.
 
What the fuck? That is the most out right uncomfortable shit right there and could not be any less sexy.

I like it when the dude is in chains and the chick is warming up the iron.
 
I like it the day before when the guy shrink-wraps his apartment while the chick eats at taco bell

oh shi