I don't know much about John Mayer, but...

[lizard]

I like this.

it's not surprising that the PromoWest folks remember mannerly young crooner John Mayer fondly, both for his sobriety and his penmanship.

At a Mayer show, PromoWest security guards found a teenager who had bought a ticket, loaded up on booze before the show and passed out before the music started. While security babysat the sleeping kid, waiting for his parents to come pick him up, Mayer passed by and asked what had happened. After an explanation, Mayer whipped out a Sharpie.

"Sorry you missed the show," he scribbled on the kid's forehead. "Sincerely, John Mayer."

 

[xfer]

this goes 0.001% of the way towards redeeming his music.

 

[avi]

hahah awesome

 

[mousewings]

He ripped off Dave Matthews. Dave did that with a fan first. Oh and he also wrote on the fan's jeans and not his forehead. Smarter as the guy can keep the jeans. The girl will only be walking around with scribbles on her forehead.

 

[Baliset]

that is funny. but i still loathe john mayer's existence.

 

[chupe666]

now on ebay: forehead skin signed by john mayer

 

[chupe666]

which is much better than foreskin signed by blackie lawless

 

[mindspell]

I am pretty sure a dildo with Blackie's autograph would sell pretty well on ebay...

 

[Baliset]

or a fire breathing cod-piece

 

[azal]

I would pay good money for Michael J. Fox's trembling-handed signature on pretty much anything.

Pre-Parkinson's autographs not accepted.

 

[chupe666]

once again, azal goes above and beyond

 

[chupe666]

you know, i seriously cannot read a single azal post without those slave-era ditties he included on the mix cds coming to mind

 

[azal]

that's totally awesome.