I dont know what to say...

[MardyAss]

...because I''m almost crying!

Taken from www.sethputnam.com

JULY 10TH UPDATE

well, i guess the biggest news to start off with is that Anal Cunt are back together. you might think that's impossible since i said we never would get back together, but we did. if you want to complain about it, go fuck yourself.

Anal Cunt are back!
Seth Putnam rocks

 

[Sonnenritter]

Good! More albums to piss more people off. Makes me happy.

 

[Profanity]

If they're American why does anyone care?

 

[Deathcrush]

 

[J.]

If they're American why does anyone care?

Why do you try to get a rise out of people?

 

[MardyAss]

Why do you try to get a rise out of people?

'Cause German Dm really is the best:

"Du bist Tot
Ja, ja, ja tooooooooot!
Deine mutter sind einer schwein
Sie ficken mit Satan
Satan saaaatan
Essen meiner scheisse jaaaaaaa
Du, nein danke
Satanismus, ja danke!
Scwarzwasser Freilungsanlage jaaa
tot!"

Oh crap, seems that I just wrote a BM lyric in german instead of Dm.

 

[MURAI]

Yes! That stupid stupid band is back!

 

[no country for old wainds]

You were to ugly to rape so I beat the shit out of you

 

[no country for old wainds]

too*

 

[Life Sucks]

I never even knew that they disbanded in the first place. I don't have any of their CDs, but I have some of their mp3s, and the song titles are funny.

 

[None_So_Vile]

ive only got a morbid florist, such a funny album. I was in fits of laughter when reading all the song titles from the albums "it gets worse" and some others

 

[None_So_Vile]

1. I BECAME A COUNSELOR SO I COULD TELL RAPE VICTIMS THEY ASKED FOR IT
2. EASY E. GOT A.I.D.S. FROM f. MERCURY
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]3. I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]4. LAUGHING WHILE LENNARD PELTIER GETS RAPED IN PRISON [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]5. I CONVINCED YOU TO BEAT YOUR WIFE ON A DAILY BASIS [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]6. I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]7. RANCID SUCKS (AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO) [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]8. I PAIED J. HOWELL TO RAPE YOU [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]9. I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]10. EXTREME NOISE TERROR ARE AFRAID OF US [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]11. YOU ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]12. I SENT A THANK YOU CARD TO THE GUY WHO RAPED YOU [/font]
13. I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
14. BODY BY AUSCHWITZ
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]15. I INTENTIONALLY RAN OVER YOUR DOG [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]16. SWEATSHOPS ARE COOL [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]17. WOMEN: NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]18. I SNUK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]19. YOUR KID COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU SUCK [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]20. I ATE YOUR HORSE [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]21. HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN /[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]22. YOU ROBBED A SPERM BANK BECAUSE YOU'RE A CUM GUZZLING FAG /[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]23. I MADE YOUR KID GET A.I.D.S. SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]24. I FUCKED YOUR WIFE [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]25. INTO THE OVEN [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]26. I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOUR KID [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]27. THE ONLY REASON MEN TALK TO YOU IS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO GET LAID, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]28. I MADE FUN OF YOU BECAUSE YOUR KID JUST DIED [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]29. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]30. DICTATORS ARE COOL [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]31. DEAD BEAT DADS ARE COOL [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]32. I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE UPCOMING DAVID BUSKIN CONCERT [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]33. BEING IGNORANT IS AWSOME [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]34. YOU'RE PREGNANT, SO KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]35. CRIS BARENS IS A PUSSY [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]36. TIM IS GAY [/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]37. BT/AC[/font]
[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]38. I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTURANT
39. I GOT AN OFFICE JOB FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF SEXUALLY HARASSING WOMEN[/font]

sick but hilarious

 

[SLAYER85]

this i a band ive heard a lot about and always wanted to look into, maybe now is the time for me to find out some shit about them, what are soem good cds?

 

[None_So_Vile]

"40 more reasons to hate us" is apparently one of their best albums

 

[MardyAss]

this i a band ive heard a lot about and always wanted to look into, maybe now is the time for me to find out some shit about them, what are soem good cds?

You will never regret it...

 

[MardyAss]

Has anyone heard their 5.643 song EP? Its fantastic, you can download it on sethputnam.com

Anyways, check this lyrics out:
I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler

i kidnapped mr. peabody and his "way back machine"
when we got there i sold him to a chinese restaurant

i punched every girl i saw in the face
on the way to the booth to vote for hitler

[chorus:]
i went back in time and voted for hitler[x 4]

repeat first verse

[chorus]

i just voted for adolf hitler[x 4]




Or talk about creativity:

I'm Hitler

[lost the lyrics, the chorus is:]

i'm back,i'm back,i'm back,i'm hitler[x 4]

 

[Sonicarnal Artist]

If you really want to save your money, simply print out a tracklisting of the AxCx CDs rather than actually bother with the albums or MP3s. The comedic value dissipates considerably from the page to the speaker.

 

[no country for old wainds]

I'm inclined to agree with Sonicarnal...

 

[Episteme]

I don't like Anal Cunt... Almost as bad as a band called Beervomit.

 

[tara]

If they're American why does anyone care?

The more you post, the more I grow to not like you.