I Found My Mums Bf's 'mr Erecto' Spray!!!!!

[Starscream]

fucking homo.
i recently had to move out of my flat and back in mith my mum for a couple months before i chip off to uni due to cash flow problems and its been pretty weak.

hes fucking loaded (£500,000 house) but i hate that, hes my political nemesis-a FATCAT!!!!!

we always argue over politics and he cant accept that im a socialist, he thinks its a childish phase and keeps trying to get me to join the young conservative party!

cunt.


but the other day my girlie was scrabbling around in the bathroom looking for some suntan lotion when she found 2 fucking bottles of his mr erecto spray.


i cant take it.



somebody help me out here, what can i do to ease this situation?

 

[Crimson Death]

You should break his erection to see Mr Erecto cry.

 

[Eirik]

harr harr

quite the pickle

 

[veil the sky]

you should join the young conservatives party

that would definitely help

 

[ggggggu]

kill him

 

[Cows on million man march]

hide the spray cans!

 

[rahvin]

go to the conservative party's hq and paint a big uncle sam on the walls, adding at the bottom the words "mr. erecto wants you tonight".

rahvin.

 

[Starscream]

this is so lame, he just phoned me telling me he wanted a 'chat'.

i didnt even know he had my number.

this is weak, i hope he doesnt know i know.

 

[rahvin]

maybe he's looking for suggestions.
ugh, sorry, that would really suck. uke:

rahvin.

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Lol...

Replace the contents of the spray with engine spray lube

 

[Crimson Death]

I actually thought of that Hopkins

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Great minds...

 

[Eirik]

...are hard to come by...

anyway... I can picture this shitesack right off the bat... I've got a fun stereotype of his kind in my head..

seeing REAL stereotypes in real life is fascinating as hell... but I'm sure you're past the fascination stage

 

[-Desecrated-]

Forgive my ignorance, but what the hell is a 'Mr. Erecto' spray? Is it anything like Viagra?

 

[Starscream]

you spray it on your hard on to keep it hard.
it was originaly used to numb places before they were pierced but its now for guys with soft-ons.




this guy is mr stereotype though, my GF always laughs at it.

'the commie and the fatcat reunited'

 

[-Desecrated-]

Oh alright, gotcha. But uhh, what exactly is the problem anyway? Do you think he might be gay? Maybe it's some sort of medical problem.

 

[sicfakr]

can I have it?

 

[Eirik]

The problem is that he hates the fucker because he's a fatcat and potent in that market.. and he's buying himself sprays and shit to be potent with his mum..

not logical but it's easy to sling shite in the direction of that impotent fatcat

 

[Starscream]

no the problem is HE SPRAYS IT ON HIS COCK BEFORE HE FUCKS MY MOTHER!!!!!



AND HE LEAVES IT LYING AROUND!!!

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Set that limpdicks ass on fire dammit!