I fucking LOVE

[E-bortion]

the fact that i flogged a girl during a "the church" night at the lizard lounge in front of tons of people and then talked to an asian chick who is hardcore bdsm.

 

[dorian gray]

big giant cocks

 

[MajestikMøøse]

some day we're going to party like it's 1969

 

[dorian gray]

i did 69 like one time in my entire life. its the most overated position of ALL TIME. it was downright unpleasant

 

[MajestikMøøse]

lots of ass in the face I'd imagine

 

[MajestikMøøse]

WHAT IF SOMEONE FARTED?

 

[dorian gray]

i dunno about that one man. like i said, one time.
hahaha story: my dumb friend was telling me how he was doing 69 on his couch and when i asked him something technical (i cant remember what) he said, "no, i was on top." hahaha wierd eh?

 

[E-bortion]

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
BERSERKER!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?
BERSERKER!

 

[NAD]

Did he say making fuck?

69ing rules. But you gotta do it right, otherwise you get poop in the nose. Go at it while you're both lying on yer sides. Oh man that rules.

 

[Johanna]

But you gotta do it right, otherwise you get poop in the nose.

Here in sweden we use

to wipe our asses and not our partners face

 

[NAD]

Guess I've just been "barking up the wrong tree" or "sticking my nose in the wrong ass" to keep with the whole dog analogy.

 

[lurch70]

Chinese couple sitting at home watching TV ... wife is bored.

wife: I want 69
husband: you want chicken and brocoly NOW?

 

[cthulufhtagn]

rrrraaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr disssseeecctttiiiooooonnnnnnnn

nights blooooooooooøøøóòõööööddddddddd

FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BITCH

 

[dorian gray]

Did he say making fuck?

69ing rules. But you gotta do it right, otherwise you get poop in the nose. Go at it while you're both lying on yer sides. Oh man that rules.

haha on the side is technically not 69ing it. i dunno what its called but its definitely better than 69.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
BERSERKER!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?
BERSERKER!

http://www.youtube.com/w/Berserk-Outtakes-Vol.-5?v=ipgs3qpLGO0&search=berserk

Just watch it.

 

[MFJ]

to UNH>??

yes, by the way. my grandfather is class of '52... that should help out!

 

[circus_brimstone]

yes, by the way. my grandfather is class of '52... that should help out!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Buffalo chicken, oh man, so tasty.