I got a new kitten...

[Dead Winter]

...and his name is Banjo.

Pics coming.

 

[Chromatose]

I bet he'd make good banjo strings.

 

[Captain Beard]

I can hear him playing already!

 

[Dead Winter]

He's a good'un. Eats, sleeps, shits, and cuddles. Only meows when he's hungry.

 

[Captain Beard]

He'll meow like a violin if you'll let me borrow his innards.

 

[Dead Winter]

My other two cats are freaking out. Cleopatra has pretty much adopted him now, and gives him regular baths. Not bad for having him home only one evening.

Camilla is scared to death of him.

 

[Dead Winter]

He'll meow like a violin if you'll let me borrow his innards.

Annalisa does need new violin strings...

 

[Shpongled]

I don't believe you!




Until you post pics

 

[Captain Beard]

of the violin?

 

[Dead Winter]

I've got an old one of Cleo when she was a kitten next to the violin. I'll post that one too.

 

[Dead Winter]

Say hi to Banjo!

Here's the violin I promised NL:

 

[Malergion]

Soon you'll have ten more. They replicate via parthenogenesis.

 

[Captain Beard]

Reminded me that Kriggy posted this once.

 

[Shpongled]

Damnit, he's totally cute!

 

[Dead Winter]

There are tons of strays around my house because my old bitch neighbor woman keeps feeding them. Some are really, really sick and spreading it. Some have had rabies.

There's a 50-foot-tall bridge next to my house. I'm thinking frying pan, burlap bag, river.

 

[Malergion]

Sounds like David's mother.

 

[Captain Beard]

Use a shotgun.

 

[Dead Winter]

Damnit, he's totally cute!

He's the best kitty I've ever seen. Never meows unless he's scared or hungry. Cuddles all day, doesn't mind staying alone, and loves to play.

 

[Malergion]

I'm assuming his old bitch neighbor is a) crazy(she has cats), and b) hates people with motorcycles.

 

[Captain Beard]

So what would it change if he shot some?