i gotta poop but am 2 lazy too get up

[Furious B]

discuss

 

[Erik]

i do not know how to solve this perplexing conundrum

 

[Furious B]

indeed

 

[Trylakos]

Is your udnerwear expendible?

 

[lurch70]

bedpan

 

[Krilons Resa]

depends

 

[skeptik]

Make the effort to install a shitter in your chair. The effort required is assuredly much greater than even having the get up to take a shit, but assuming you're like me, this is a dilemma you regularly face, so putting in the effort this one time will surely show its worth in time.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

pants shitting ftw

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

fuck whipping.

 

[Guthrum]

depends

Puns rule.

 

[swizzlenuts]

 

[dorian gray]

Pooping >>>>>>>> this forum.

 

[Night Mare]

^He's solved it!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Last night I grabbed some enchiladas from Los Tacos! Ho hum!!!! The moon had just past the oak tree in the window as I was forced to rush to my haven of release. It was sheer and utter chaos as my bowels let out a symphony of despair that only the neighborhood poodles and susperia had the audiogenic endowments to decipher. My balls were baked blue by the proximity of the rapid succession squirts of fury that set the tidy bowl man reeling in terror. Only after 12 minutes of siren blasts from the gastrointestinal bowery of brown where all cries for help drown, was I able to regain my bearings, put my trousers up, and escape out of that porcelain punjabi prison a man who looked death in the eye... and won.

 

[dorian gray]

ha you said susperia

 

[Guthrum]

Last night I grabbed some enchiladas from Los Tacos! Ho hum!!!! The moon had just past the oak tree in the window as I was forced to rush to my haven of release. It was sheer and utter chaos as my bowels let out a symphony of despair that only the neighborhood poodles and susperia had the audiogenic endowments to decipher. My balls were baked blue by the proximity of the rapid succession squirts of fury that set the tidy bowl man reeling in terror. Only after 12 minutes of siren blasts from the gastrointestinal bowery of brown where all cries for help drown, was I able to regain my bearings, put my trousers up, and escape out of that porcelain punjabi prison a man who looked death in the eye... and won.

Welcome to a little thing I like to call "Taco Asshole".

 

[Trylakos]

^you just g ave me some very terrible thoughts!



one thing that all people of all ages can agree on ,unless they a square: poop is funny

 

[Reign in Acai]

Welcome to a little thing I like to call "Taco Asshole".

Seriously, fuck comida de mojado. All three times I have had food poisoning in my life, were a result of "bad" mexican food.

 

[Guthrum]

I love Mexican food and all, but I do not love a burning, screaming asshole.

 

[Trylakos]

LEAVE NOT ONLY BE FOPREVER IS ALL I SEE THE BURINNG FARTNESS ... bad joke yes


Im fortunate enough to not have any wacky shit stories, but I have to take some laxtive soon probably because when I was younger I'd eat paper and I think its starting to take its toll