i gotta poop but am 2 lazy too get up

[Guthrum]

Most of my memories from childhood usually involve feces for some reason.

 

[Trylakos]

Most of my memories from childhood usually involve feces for some reason.

"Now listen here grandchildren.. back in my day, poop was a glorious treasure! None of that suction stuff you have these days! In fact, my childhood revolved around poop..."

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Seriously, fuck comida de mojado. All three times I have had food poisoning in my life, were a result of "bad" mexican food.

mexican food>>>>>>>yuo

i hella miss mexican food, shit...chilean cuisine is somewhat lacking, except for the empanadas

 

[Guthrum]

"Now listen here grandchildren.. back in my day, poop was a glorious treasure! None of that suction stuff you have these days! In fact, my childhood revolved around poop..."

My grandpa told me one of his poop stories one time. He was born in 1920 something, so they didn't have a lot to do. He said they would climb 80 foot trees and just shit from the top.

 

[skeptik]

"Welcome to the South. Here's your toilet. Make sure you climb all the way up." :zombie:

 

[Guthrum]

Someone's jealous!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

My grandpa told me one of his poop stories one time. He was born in 1920 something, so they didn't have a lot to do. He said they would climb 80 foot trees and just shit from the top.

oh man the subtlety of this post is killing me

born in 1920 or something hahaha

 

[dill_the_devil]

Anyone else here make damned sure that they have at least one ten-to-fifteen minute shit break at work? I do. Nothing better than being paid for pooping.

 

[Doom]

If I need a crap first thing in the morning, I'll actually hold it in so I can take it at work and get paid for it.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i feel exactly the same way dill

 

[dill_the_devil]

There's a possibility I may be getting made redundant soon. If that happens, on my last day, when I have my shit break, I'm not going to flush. Fuck that place.

 

[Trylakos]

shit on the seat, get a dirty ass porn magazine, and glue it to the toilet with your jizz.... and put the magazine on top of shit so they get shit everywhere when they have to clean it up

 

[Guthrum]

I like Trylakos' idea. Also, take some laxatives and blast the hell out of the toilet and walls.

 

[SteveO)))]

@ the entire thread so far

 

[Captain Beard]

My boss encourages us to come back to work before we shit instead of doing it at lunch. He said "I've shat on state time for 25 years, you should too."

 

[Guthrum]

 

[Furious B]

@ the entire thread so far

yeah i do believe i've made serious threads that had about 1/100000th of the response this thread has gotten.

*shrugs*

 

[dorian gray]

I've jerked off, made out, and received fellatio on company time.


Real mature there, dorian.

 

[Guthrum]

Well, you're just a crazy man then, aren't you?

 

[Trylakos]

I've jerked off, made out, and received fellatio on company time.


Real mature there, dorian.

with a woman right?