i gotta poop but am 2 lazy too get up

[SteveO)))]

I love Mexican food and all, but I do not love a burning, screaming asshole.

Same can happen with Turkish food. Twice now since I've been in Germany I've spent the night blasting my bowels out because the bald Turkish man that looks like Ron Jeremy gave me a bad Kebab

 

[Guthrum]

Was he morbidly bald?

Grindcore band name #39208: Morbidly Bald

 

[dorian gray]

with a woman right?

of course not

 

[dill_the_devil]

I've jerked off, made out, and received fellatio on company time.


Real mature there, dorian.

I think I've jerked off at every place I've worked at, bar one.

 

[skeptik]

Same here, except I've only worked in one place, and that is a church.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Seriously? What do you do? Other than jerk off, I mean.

 

[dorian gray]

With each post Necuratul climbs another notch on my favorite RCer list. Same with dill. Shit, I love ALL OF YOU

itp, dorian joins the carecrew

 

[SteveO)))]

Was he morbidly bald?

Grindcore band name #39208: Morbidly Bald

Most definitely

 

[skeptik]

Seriously? What do you do? Other than jerk off, I mean.

Janitorial shit. I get distracted too easily during the school year so I can't have a real job, so I do this, which usually amounts to approximately 4-5 hours a month for $200. I don't make a shitload of money, but I barely work either.

 

[Guthrum]

Do you get your own Janitor closet? Because that would RULE.

 

[skeptik]

Fuck yeah.

 

[Guthrum]

Man, you can hide all kinds of stuff in there. Or stand outside of it, arms crossed, and when people get to close tell them to get away because they're not cool enough to get in, like it's some type of hip club.

 

[Trylakos]

and then theres poop in there

 

[Guthrum]

Janitor closet poop is the best. You know it's sitting in there with all it's little buddies and just getting dirtier.

 

[Trylakos]

anyone ever see the Mario Brothers movie? It festers like the fungi version of the mushroom king

 

[Guthrum]

I loved that movie. And then the king that was turned into fungus, he sucks in and out of that butthole looking thing.

 

[Trylakos]

yeah that butthole? Thats Necuratul's

 

[Guthrum]

Whoa.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

anyone ever see the Mario Brothers movie? It festers like the fungi version of the mushroom king

Remember Yoshi? He was a fucking faggot in that movie.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Yoshi was bad ass in super mario kart though.