I had an rippin match tonight... it was ace!!

[Susie]

Some lad in the pub by ours was bein all cocky and pissed and he tried to take the piss out of me and me mate, ANYWAY........ he had a huge fuckin nose so i automatically got on to the subject of jews THEN i said 'so mate, i'm not bein funny but if you had a hard on and walked right into a wall i recon you would still break yeh nose first' and he was less than impressed so i tried some more, me dad was with us and he said to me dad 'when are you avvin a broffil mate' me dad replied ' when yeh ma gets out of nik lad' it was a good night.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

Ha ha nice one.I love it when idiots try to take you on and they come up with shit comebacks.
What ale house was it?

 

[StevenK]

haha nice one! big thumbs up!

 

[Light]

I think you should have strapped him down and pissed on his face.