i had to go to a high school this morning...

i know... i called my wife and was all
"HAVE YOU SEEN THIS!?!?!"
"yes"
"I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT... BOOBS HANGING OUT, SHORTEST OF SHORTS!!!"
"yea, i've seen it jake... it's the style"
"WHO ARE THEIR PARENTS!?!?"
"you are getting old jake"
"oh man, i am..."
 
i was a h.s. teacher for a while before i moved to NYC. the girls dressed okay. they just seemed less happy with themselves overall than i remember girls being when i was in high school. also, like ALL the girls smoked. and ALL The girls were asking me for condoms. it was insane.
i was mistaken for a student like, every day and it was embarrassing.