And no grocery store even, so that I can make breakfast at home. The idea of business hours = the worst idea ever
i hate how there is nowhere to get breakfast here until 8 AM. wtf
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lizard
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glad to hear you've been able to take care of your nutritional needs! Steak knife betrayed his true lack of care and compassion by not posting here to sympathize with your lack of breakfast comestibles.
Astral Poetry
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The Dope
Hi.
lizard
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I've been to one in NC and I thought it was the most heinous thing ever - fucking breakfast sandwiches on white bread.
The Dope
Hi.
Oh man, I love Waffle House! I eat there all the time, no matter what time of day. Texas Cheesesteak Plate with hashbrowns and a bowl of grits = pure [fatty, cholesterol-filled, artery-killing] heaven.
lizard
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zaftigs? i was just there for dinner two days ago. brisket, mmm!
seriously, between the white bread and the mayonnaise, there is no greater foe to good food than the wily American WASP.
seriously, between the white bread and the mayonnaise, there is no greater foe to good food than the wily American WASP.
The Dope
Hi.
That's what's good about Waffle House. They don't assume you want mayo on your sandwich, so they give you a little packet of it at the side of the plate rather than making you specify whether you want it or not. The remaining mayo-in-a-packet can be then used as a projectile weapon at some later point.
Astral Poetry
"Eros! Your hand...!"
I've eaten at Waffle House once. The food wasn't all that bad, but the people working there were such carnies. It scared the shit out of me when he was like: "I don't want any of you kids to end up in the obituaries." I guess he was trying to be nice perhaps. See kids, that's what dropping out of school will get you.
The Dope
Hi.
I think maybe that's part of the appeal (?). I don't know, I usually like the people as well, except there was this really dingy one in Knoxville that made me feel sort of uneasy, but I usually go to a rather nice one (for a Waffle House, that is) so I'm used to a pretty high quality of 24-hour breakfasty goodness.
avi
W3RK3R
I have seen many a waffle house, but have yet to enter one. I think the closest one to me is probably 1000mi away.
FrostGiant
Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper
Draft Dodging Scarecrow
Year of Mao Zedong
Waffle House's are fun. Charubic doesn't think so. The people who work there look alot like Carnival folk.
0sm0se
Mr. Negativity
In all honesty, who can really deny the entertainment value of seeing a drunken cowboy stumble around a Waffle House, tipping his hat to everyone he encounters? Or perhaps a guy wearing a white trash tuxedo (read: denim coat, jeans, and a blue shirt with cowboy boots) describe how he gets his trashy girlfriend wet just sitting in the booth, while sipping on a Mr. Pibb with a man who looks like a grizzled old prospecter with the prerequisite missing teeth? Needless to say, I plan on continuing my late night visits to a haven of such utter entertainment. I propose that children should be brought to waffle house late at night as a reinforcement to their drug prevention education regarding alcohol. Also, for those more mature, it borders on dinner theater, watching some live reality television with some deliciously greasy treats.
Tastefully yours,
A Texas Bacon Patty Melt Plate
Tastefully yours,
A Texas Bacon Patty Melt Plate
The Dope
Hi.
Man, that cowboy needs to come back sometime. I want to see that guy again. I probably wouldn't recognise him in regular clothes though.
