i hate when i get like this

[minxnim]

there are three girls in this office with birthdays this week. one is me. i usually dont like even getting flowers but since they keep getting them i am like hmph where are my flowers?

i hate when i get like that. ugh. stop it.

 

[xfer]

preppy's chickin' it up!

 

[minxnim]

normally i get all depressed when i get flowers because they die! and now i'm like awww i want daisies! i want roses!
blah.
blah.
blah.
blah.

 

[avi]

damn, I gotsta be planning to get flowers for my woman's b-day too. your man best come through for you.

 

[minxnim]

i'm holding out for the digital camera. my birthday is actually saturday. chances are i will actually get flowers and then i'll see them die and i'll be like, hmph.

 

[lizard]

hopefully you will get some flowers, but when you open the little envelope, it won't say, "Love, The Russian."

 

[minxnim]

lizard,
if that happens, i guess i can nail him for stalking too.

speaking of which, i id'd the fuckface today in a lineup of lookalike slobs with two other girls who were on the train. i would rather not discuss it tho.
the shit bastard. i hope he gets punked in holding.

 

[Baliset]

and if you get the camera you can take a picture of the dead flowers.

 

[lizard]

i id'd the fuckface today in a lineup of lookalike slobs with two other girls who were on the train. i would rather not discuss it tho.
the shit bastard. i hope he gets punked in holding.

good for you!
scumbag pervs and molesters...the only person on this planet I could willingly pull the trigger on is my fucking ex-stepfatherinlaw...

 

[xfer]

I don't support acceptance of prison rape as part of punishment for a crime!

 

[minxnim]

xfer is just afraid he'll get busted someday!

 

[xfer]

I just don't believe in extrajudicial justice!

Also, TERRIFIED.

 

[minxnim]

don't worry. no one would punk him anyway. he's busted.

 

[xfer]

RAPE IS ABOUT POWER NOT SEXXXX WHAT KIND OF FEMYNIST ARE YOU??

x

 

[minxnim]

i'm a horrible feminist. ask the WOST department at umass. they all hated my guts.

 

[xfer]

yo prepz i got a cake that needs baking, when are you coming to boston next?

 

[minxnim]

i'll be there next weekend with my bulletproof apron on and my glock 9. k?

 

[xfer]

you know i technically live just outside allston, right?

 

[minxnim]

oh wait so i should bring my white belt?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

what he's saying is that if you could also bring some coke that would be GREAT.