i have a better change of getting hit by a smurf wagon, but... WD - question

I have the day off from school,HAHA!!It's for some type of professional's day.I still have no idea what the fuck these days are for,but at least I'm not in school.Actually,it's about 12:40,so I'd be in lunch now and the day would be almost over.
Hit-n-run smurf wagon,huh?I bet it's secretly the snipers.Sniper smurfs:lol: