I have a dilema

[Jean-Pierre]

Not really... they don't sound like any band, much less a typical grinding Relapse act. Not at all, actually.

They sound like a mix of styles, and I must admit, they do have some good songs. But for the love of something, people need to quit christing all these modern relapse acts.

 

[The Grimace]

But for the love of something, people need to quit christing all these modern relapse acts.

They're all really that good! I'm telling you, man! Everything on Relapse is amazing.

 

[Morbid_Corpse]

They're all really that good! I'm telling you, man! Everything on Relapse is amazing.

"."

 

[anonymousnick2001]

Fuck the shows. Stay home and cry in the dark.

 

[RosesofShadow]

I like Mastodon too, but to decide which show i will go to... Man that would be Kreator...

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

RIPPING CORPSE ATTACK

Nuff said. Go see Kreator.

 

[Cythraul]

They're all really that good! I'm telling you, man! Everything on Relapse is amazing.

That statement is so wrong I vomited on my computer screen whilst reading it.

 

[Cynical]

Don't go to either. Kreator and Vader haven't been good in years, and Mastodon has always sucked.

 

[The Grimace]

That statement is so wrong I vomited on my computer screen whilst reading it.

I am right and you are not, and I laugh. Hah.

 

[Episteme]

Kreator and Vader.

 

[Terrordome]

Mastodon are fucking terrible. Go see Kreator and Vader.

 

[Pessimism]

Last time I shit camels the discomfort was almost unbearable, but maybe that was just me.

.

 

[The Grimace]

Camel-shitting is only for the truly hardcore.

 

[anonymousnick2001]

Pussies! I shit cruise-liners!

 

[The Grimace]

In my sig now. Doesn't quite beat Krigloch, but that's some funny shit.

 

[anonymousnick2001]

Cheers!