I have a great GREAT film idea

[Dave_Mustaine84]

ok get this...4 aussie male teens who are into metal in yr 12 are on schoolies, they all decide that for schoolies they will head upto CanBEERra (haha) for Metal For The Brain, on their way they face many trials and tribulations and really get to know who they really are......also one of the members of the group gets laid heaps by really hot metal chicks (that person will be played by me [note:sex scenes will be real, expect an R18+ rating]).

i've decided that 3 of the members of this group will be me, Trent and Dave (Aussie Outlaw) as we are all in Melbourne, the fourth member will be picked out of the UM people that live in Mildura (note: the fourth member will have to do a 30 second singing # without a backing track infront of tv camera's with us 3 judging, if your lucky you'll make it to the 2nd round[BE PREPARED!]). (note:i get to be the mean judge[im directing so i get the final say ])

also Koichi will star as a serial killer who we have to face just as we get to CanBEERra (hahaha i crack myself up), who chases us around the ACT trying to kidnap us and throw us into his boot. (Koichi will be played by Spawn)

thats all i can think up for now, i'll just rip bits and pieces out of Detroit Rock City if i can't think of anything else to add in.

(These actions and characters are based on fictional people, so u can't sue us )

 

[Goreripper]

 

[The Amazer]

woo! I've got a shot at a role!

whoever said 40 year olds from NSync couldn't make a motion picture star!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I'm in Bendigo, you could pick me up on the way north!

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

i was thinking about putting Gore in as a radio dj who has a MFTB competition going, but then i thought nahh, we'll make it a straight on road movie

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

any ladies on here wanna audition for the nude parts?

 

[KoichCPA]

I'll do it

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

woo hoo draven your in and Koichi first u will have to show the production team (me) some leg before we let u in

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Woohooo! I'll do it! Can I be the dude stuck in the '80s who screws lots of hot bitches who can't resist his fiery rock & roll attitude?

 

[The Amazer]

Woohooo! I'll do it! Can I be the dude stuck in the '80s who screws lots of hot bitches who can't resist his fiery rock & roll attitude?

and I'll be... him too!

 

[Winmar]

I'll be the chick if you can just let me wax my entire body and shove my dick between my legs, like Buffalo Bill. That'd be fun. I'm sure all the guys would love to score a sexy bitch like me.

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

belive me yes they would (he's good, reallllllll good)

 

[Aussie_Outlaw]

[color=#aoeooa]Whoah I'm in the movie and I miss such a thread.

Whats wrong with me.

I'll be the guy that no-one likes and causes fighting amongst the 3 of us, does evil things like steal and constantly listen to incredibly gay power metal and eventually dies after driving the van through the middle of Dungeon during their encore at MFTB.

And then the movie can end where we don't know if Lord Tim is dead or not.

ooo the suspense.[/color]

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

yeah and i get to fuck, FUCK HOT METAL CHICKS

 

[Sydo]

Stupidly, there's a chance that the government would help fund such a film.
As long as you could get a non-funny radio hack, a wog, or Gary Sweet to come onboard.

 

[Goreripper]

I still want to be in this. I can still be the DJ, just doing a live broadcast from the gig, utterly pissed and maybe stoned as well. I can pull out a gun and start shooting when Aussie Outlaw careers the bus into the stage.

 

[Aussie_Outlaw]

As long as you could get a non-funny radio hack to come onboard.

[color=#aoeooa]Well Gorey's already said he wants to be in it.


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[Goreripper]

But I think, Sydo, that considering how well the last bunch of Australian films have done, they'd be more likely to fund it if people like that weren't involved.

Bad Eggs was good though. Should have done better...

 

[Sydo]

Bring on the free trade agreement, fuck aussie film for a few years, and wait for the new talent to takeover. Sorry, but Australian cinema needs a huge overhaul and getting rid of the current batch of writers, directors and actors (and forcing them to get 'real jobs')is best way to start.

 

[Goreripper]

I agree to a point. I think there was just too many Aussie films being released at once with too much competition from American blockbuster films. There's been a huge upsurge of epic films released in the past couple of years and even reasonably good Aussie films like Garage Days just got swamped by them. As I said, the Molloy/Lucy combination in Bad Eggs was just as effective as it was in Crackerjack but no one went to see it because it came out at the same time as Terminator 3 or something like that. That last Giannopolous movie was fucking atrocious though. Who signed the paperwork for that mess?