I have a present for Matt!!

[Will Bozarth]

8==D~~

 

[Dead_Lioness]

wow.
semen.
I'm sure matt feels lucky.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

why is it so small and not very powerful looking?

 

[TheDreamingMind]

It's midget semen

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I dodged it. Your cock is small so it doesn't have much power to shoot long and powerful streams.

 

[Chromatose]

perhaps he has acquired the futuristic nanotechnology present in the almighty "SUPER SOAKER 50" and much like that lilliputian pistol, which can still force out a gargantuan stream of watery might, he just has to ... pump himself a few times...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Super Soaker 50s are weak.

Super Soaker 100 all the way...

 

[Chromatose]

but remember what we're talking about here... I thought saying 100 would have been too generous.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

in regards to what we're talking about... yes.