i have been informed that black and brown don't go together

[goatschool]

as of 12:30 am this morning.

which means that my selected outfit for tomorrow is fucked. fucked with a knife.

i hate clothes and i am angered by people that know about clothes. and throw it in your face. fuck them. fuck you.

i am uncomfortable enough as it is. WTF. FUCK.

alex go to this thing for me.

 

[xfer]

 

[xfer]

what is "this thing"? do i have time for a trip to the haberdasher?

 

[goatschool]

seriously, mid to dark brown pants, dark grey (almost black) jacket - no?

 

[goatschool]

I Was Laughed At.

 

[xfer]

there comes a time in every young man's life when they learn the No Black With Brown lesson. it's not readily obvious they don't go.

nick you should have been like "yeah? how bout black and blue" and given the laugher-atter a serious bastinado.

 

[goatschool]

call me crazy, but i think this combo works. this isn't an offensive brown. hmmm.

fuck everything, what do i know. maybe my white scalp will offset the shit.

i hate everything.

 

[goatschool]

see this is why i don't bother dressing nicely. this is confirmation of every snooty motherfucker that has reminded me for year after year that i'm "not sharp".

fucking asshole motherfuckers! fuck this!

 

[goatschool]

the brown vs black thing, i mean. i don't mind the laughing.

 

[xfer]

well, they say a white belt can tie a black coat and brown pants together.

 

[goatschool]

 

[The Dope]

Somebody tried to tell me this brown/black thing before too. It was something pretty subtle, like black belt/brown shoes, which I'd never pay attention to anyway. I only have one belt!!

I don't listen to it. I think black and brown go together pretty well.

 

[coelacanth_M]

no way!

black and brown go gorgeously together. i used to wear that color combination all the time. especially looks good with cream. (the color, not the food.)

 

[Firedwarf]

I think they would go together well too.

 

[goatschool]

well maybe these pants are "dark beige". i really can't tell.

 

[lizard]

black and brown can go together but maybe I am thinking of different shades of brown, like tan. but one thing I do know, in a creeping metrosexual way, is that brown belt does not go with black boots. that's why all my belts are black, as are my smith/wesson jump boots.

 

[xfer]

since i don't really have a fashion sense myself, i think that in rare cases black-ish colors and brown-ish colors can go. (black belt, khaki pants, black boots doesn't look so bad, for example). but unless you have a really keen eye, it's hard to judge when those cases are, and when it just looks terrible. so nowadays i've just thrown up my hands and try to avoid black+brown altogether.

 

[azal]

I have a sweater that has black and brown strips.

it looks nice.


also, if this fact you state is true....than unemployment lines must be a definate eyesore for the color conscious.

 

[xfer]

i KNEW the serb would come through.

 

[minxnim]

i dont know who these people are, but i am guessing they could be totally wrong nick. black and brown often go well together. unless the fabric texture itself clashes or something.