I read in the DUMMY'S GUIDE TO DATING that you should always compliment a woman's elbows because no one else does and it will make you seem deep. Operative word, I imagine, is "seem".
Actually, one of my roommates DOES have a Dummy's guide, to "Office Politics". I love that he bought it, because EVERY TIME he makes fun of anyone for anything, I can bring it up and he has to concede the point.