i have like, the worst posture ever.

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I read in the DUMMY'S GUIDE TO DATING that you should always compliment a woman's elbows because no one else does and it will make you seem deep. Operative word, I imagine, is "seem".
 
those 'dummy's' books should come with a sticker that says "totally fucking stupid" and a diagram as to how to stick it to one's face.
 
i made that up, toby!

Actually, one of my roommates DOES have a Dummy's guide, to "Office Politics". I love that he bought it, because EVERY TIME he makes fun of anyone for anything, I can bring it up and he has to concede the point.
 
okay.

i actually own the CATS FOR DUMMIES book, because it actually seemed to have a bunch of shit about the shit.

i seriously considered tearing the cover off and mutilating the spine.
 
my mom swears that the 'internet for dummies' book helped. i just think a 'for dummies' book for social interaction / sex is really umm sad.
 
dudes i have the idiots guide to italian!

i just needed a quick review and they didn't have anything better! the rest of the books looked sooooo dull.