My name is Mikey and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
I even wrote some totally sweet scripts about them that one day can become awesome movies:
Script 1: Ninja BABE
Scene 1:
There is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place. The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs' asses. First she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes.
End
-This script is awesome.
Script 2: The Ultimate Battle
Scene 1:
Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.
END
-While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed.
Ninja's are so totally sweet and if you don't believe me you are an idiot. One time i was walking in the park and i saw this ninja beating the shit out of some lady, and he kicked her so hard in the stomach that shit came out of her ass and flew into her mouth,then her kid said "stop hurting my mom", and the ninja threw ninja stars in his stupid throat. Then he saw me and i shit my pants for like 20 years striat and that the pile was so big i turned it into my house and still live in my shit today, the ninja also comes over on a regular basis to make me get huge boner's till super time.
ONe time a ninja beat my ass and stole my chap stick cause he needed some. I was walking on the street when i saw a black flash on the other side of the street and i was like what was that? but then i just kept walking and the ninja was wailing on a guitar behind me to i looked at him and he uppercutted me and as i was in the air he used his ninja star to cut open my pocket and take my chapstick. I was so pumped that i almost crapped my pants and then the ninja totally flipped out and stabbed this old lady for looking at his sword. Then i ran home and the ninja left me alone because he knows i am training to be a ninja.
This is all true! I wasn't gonna tell you all about it but you're totally sweet Opeth fans so i needed to tell you and maybe you can train to be ninjas like me.
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
I even wrote some totally sweet scripts about them that one day can become awesome movies:
Script 1: Ninja BABE
Scene 1:
There is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place. The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs' asses. First she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes.
End
-This script is awesome.
Script 2: The Ultimate Battle
Scene 1:
Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.
END
-While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed.
Ninja's are so totally sweet and if you don't believe me you are an idiot. One time i was walking in the park and i saw this ninja beating the shit out of some lady, and he kicked her so hard in the stomach that shit came out of her ass and flew into her mouth,then her kid said "stop hurting my mom", and the ninja threw ninja stars in his stupid throat. Then he saw me and i shit my pants for like 20 years striat and that the pile was so big i turned it into my house and still live in my shit today, the ninja also comes over on a regular basis to make me get huge boner's till super time.
ONe time a ninja beat my ass and stole my chap stick cause he needed some. I was walking on the street when i saw a black flash on the other side of the street and i was like what was that? but then i just kept walking and the ninja was wailing on a guitar behind me to i looked at him and he uppercutted me and as i was in the air he used his ninja star to cut open my pocket and take my chapstick. I was so pumped that i almost crapped my pants and then the ninja totally flipped out and stabbed this old lady for looking at his sword. Then i ran home and the ninja left me alone because he knows i am training to be a ninja.
This is all true! I wasn't gonna tell you all about it but you're totally sweet Opeth fans so i needed to tell you and maybe you can train to be ninjas like me.
