I have to write a great paragraph about Nabokov or my career is fucked

[goatschool]

oh man.

 

[xfer]

wait does this mean he wants me to come to the lecture and if i do he'll give me the spot??

 

[xfer]

this is really very passive-aggressive of him.

 

[TheNewChupe]

you should totally email him back all pissed about him spamming you.
he'll respect you!

 

[azal]

Dear Proffesor,



FUCK U JOO BOY!!!



Alex

 

[lizard]

azal has inadvertantly shown us the way to get you into Shrayer's class!

Alex, print azal's above comment, and then print a copy of your reply condemning azal and his attitude in the strongest possible terms. the Prof will be impressed with your passionate defense of his faith and the nation of israel, and reward you accordingly.

 

[xfer]

I suspect he's one of those far-leftist Israel-hatin' academic Jews.

 

[xfer]

Dear Alex,

I'm happy to give you an override.

Best regards,

MDS

 

[mindspell]

Congrats!

 

[FuSoYa]

nice!!

 

[minxnim]

awesome

 

[xfer]

I just went over to drop off the override form and waiting outside his office was the girl who told me about the class! She was going to beg him to let her in!

I was all "good luck", but I think I took the override slot!