I haven't cleaned my room in YEARS...

[Will Bozarth]

wanna live to see another vagina?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

wanna live to see another vagina?

... because YOU definitely won't!

 

[Will Bozarth]

*shrugs*

 

[Lord Foul]

You may want to reconsider letting a woman who cannot light a pipe without burning herself use fire near your sensitive areas.

 

[Will Bozarth]

hahaha yeaaah

 

[El Stormo]

You may want to reconsider letting a woman who cannot light a pipe without burning herself use fire near your sensitive areas.

Well, as long as she can light your pipe...

 

[neal]

Static-X is alright. i saw em open for Fear Factory like 8 years ago or something. they have some catchy songs, and dude's hair defies the laws of nature! seriously wtf can you put in hair that long to make it stand up that straight? insane!

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Static-X is alright. i saw em open for Fear Factory like 8 years ago or something. they have some catchy songs, and dude's hair defies the laws of nature! seriously wtf can you put in hair that long to make it stand up that straight? insane!

http://www.murrayspomade.com/beeswax.html

 

[neal]

you obviously have no idea what you're talking about

 

[Cat5Messiah]

True. But that's because I don't have gay hair.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

according to wikipedia, wayne static uses a hairspray called "White Rain." That's right folks - SEMEN.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Well, it could be worse. It could be purple rain which would be Prince's semen.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

or chocolate rain, which is ... nevermind.

 

[Altitudes]

Bullshit, it is Chocolate Rain hairspray!

edit - Postjump x2

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

for black people?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

No, fuck you.

 

[Altitudes]

Yes, you are right.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Cat5Messiah]

[ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=0RK_4siHF4M]This song was on Queen of the Damned[/ame]

 

[azal]

static x was one of those band's where it's like...ok this riff is pretty cool...ok not cool enough to last 2 minutes *turn off cd*