i haven't done this in quite a while, but here we go.....DEATHMATCH!!!

That's bullshit, way before the match would start, Glen Benton would walk in and waste all you dumbass pussies. And then he'd burn inverted crosses on your foreheads. And then Aad would come and rape you and bitch slap you.
 
but THEN, the penguin is reborn as the white wizard penguin and summons a jar of mayonaisse and blinds scarface
 
well i keep trying to reply and it won't do shit, so i'll try again!!! anyway...darkspot jumps out of a heap of snow, looks around, laughs her arsh off, and drags the writhing zombies back into the snow with her.
 
She then comes out of the snow very relieved....

when all of a sudden, she takes off her mask and it's.......

FAMOUS AMOS!!!!!!!
 
or is it WD and .... ******* ?

(name censored to protect the innocent! muahhaha)


ermm.. I guess theres only 1 of me ...
 
Originally posted by retarded penguin
Woa!!!

you separate your periods!

Thankfully, most chicks do. ;)

Oh yeah, I sniff out a firetrack (like the Trashcan Man [fifty points if you got that reference]) and napalm the fuck out of the zombies, Glenn Benton and his DEMON DICK, and whoever else happens to be in the area. Except for DSM, cause bootlegs are cool.
 
i got high and forgot all about it and showed up 4 hours late when everyone was already dead. then i went home and took more bong rips. and watched cartoons.
-neal