I haven't watched 24 in several weeks, but I did tonight.

[NAD]

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THEY SHOT DOWN AIR FORCE ONE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWKK :awesome: :hotjump: :sadistic: :just-ate-a-bunch-of-chocolate:

President's bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride

Johnny's wife is floundering
Johnny's wife is scared
Run, Jackie run

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the president's dead
You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck

President's bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the president's dead
You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck

Arise Jackie O, Jonathon of Kennedy
Well, arise and be shot down
The dirt's gonna be your dessert
My cum be your life source
And the only way to get it
Is to suck or fuck
Or be poor and devoid
And masturbate me, masturbate me
Then slurp it from your palm
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun

 

[Dead_Lioness]

man, dont start with me and 24...!

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=187373



omg omg lets chat!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

best line from yeesterday's episode:


"But I've been flying for more than 20 hours!"
(the president of America)

 

[JayKeeley]

It was a damn good episode. Finally, they turned the heat up. How cool was it that the Stealth Bomber wasn't showing up on the radar -- only the missile!?

Here's a problem though: if the President knew he was under attack, why didn't he get into that escape pod? Isn't it supposed to be missile proof or something, with built in parachute.

Heck, it was good enough for Donald Pleasance in Escape from New York! But no, this President just stood there hugging his son while the missile was on its way. He must have been a Republican.

 

[NAD]

@Dead_Lioness, when did Michelle come back and why did her and Tony get divorced? I missed all that crap. Last time I saw her was when she was on a CSI: Vegas episode.

 

[JayKeeley]

Michelle has turned into a snooty cunt.

I don't know why they split either, I just figured it happened in the last season (which I gave up on half way through).

 

[Papa Josh]

Tony became a drunk. She left him and is seeing the dude from division.

Michelle came back after Tony took over on a provisional basis for Erin.

aND WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR LEGENDARY 24 THREAD?

 

[JayKeeley]

Just do a search for it.

*quietly giggles*

 

[NAD]

del *.*

*my pals* EDIT: I mean *snigger*

 

[Dead_Lioness]

have you ever noticed how everytime shit hits the fan, some suit guy from Devision comes to run things at CTU?

another thing... where the fuck is Secretary Hellar?????
he disapeared for 2 episodes, and no one seems to care!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Here is my summary of the key plot elements of a terrific 24.

1 - Marwan - Figures out that he needs to get the f out of Dodge because he
'SEES SPARKS COMING FROM A PHONE JACK' doesn't worry to much about his
homies getting gunned down by Jack and co because he has 700 other loyal
friends, such as the dude who picked him up in an alley in a van, and his
hottie assasin chick, speaking of which.....

2 - That chick was great! It sucks that she is gone

3 - "I have been on this plane for 20 hours!" That means he was on for hours
before the show started. And why has it been taken as undeniable truth that
the president is safer on a plane that is running out of gas than on the
ground when there are about 200 Air Force bases, some larger than the state
of Conneticut that he could have easily landed on!

4 - What was the point of bringing out the fact that President Keeler's son
is Justin Timberlake, and that he loves him and wanted to have Justin write
a speech to the whole world that the US is under terrorist attack?



5 - As great as 24 was, it was upstaged by Fox News who reported at about
10:15 that .....

A 200 YEAR OLD COFFIN, APPARENTLY OF EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL ORIGIN WAS DISCOVERED
IN THE HOOD IN DC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fox dug deep into the story, not be trying to talk to NASA scientists, but
by INTERVIEWING HOMIES ON THE STREET who were at least one 40 and 2 blunts
into the night just to get their take. If that reported does not win the
Pulitzer Prize, there is no justice in this world RC forum!