I just became the luckiest person I know.

[derek]

We should start a business.

A kayaking business.

 

[neal]

the BEST FUCKING kayaking business ever, EVER

 

[Captain Beard]

Say Glenn on phone:

"I can program a red-black tree in less than 15 minutes, and thats because I'm a slow typist."

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Let me join your kayaking business. I'm losing my job.

 

[neal]

definitely, you always gotta have a chick at the front desk where prospective clients can peak over the desk at the cleavage.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Awesome.

 

[neal]

boobies inspire deep feelings of spending

 

[Captain Beard]

Let me join your kayaking business. I'm losing my job.

What did you do? Or is it school?

 

[Volke]

Wait....your losing your job already, Isabel!?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

The store is closing.

 

[Captain Beard]

Didn't it just OPEN?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

No.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

IT IS REAL! IT'S ALL REAL!

 

[BlueSky]

boobies inspire deep feelings of spending

 

[derek]

definitely, you always gotta have a chick at the front desk where prospective clients can peak over the desk at the cleavage.

This sounds fucking wonderful.

 

[deathstrike from hell]

LOLZ at this shit thread.

 

[reese_apoc]

Redkef has never licked my scrotum so he's NOT the luckiest person he knows right now.