i just cackled like a fucking idiot watching this

[NAD]

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

LMAO!!!!

So did I!

LMAO!!!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

i'm fucking dying over here

and now i'm hiccuping

 

[NAD]

dude i can't stop laughing. this makes me want to rent Walker: Texas Ranger seasons 1 thru 96.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

i saw you replied, and i wanted to see what you wrote, but i knew if i opened the thread again, i would burst out uproariously. and i just fucken got myself under control from a minute ago

damn you!

LMAO!!!

 

[Thanatopsis123]

My god he's a badass.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Chuck Norris once resucitated a dead lamb by rubbing it against his beard. He then snapped its neck to prove that the good Chuck giveth and the good Chuck taketh away.

 

[lurch70]

you never touch a mans wheel

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris rules

 

[neal]

hahaha chuck norris is the man!

 

[Tranquillian]

Hehe. These jokes are making their rounds on other forums as well. Much appreciated.

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Henrik Main]

Chuck Norris goes under the moniker "Thomas Giertsen" nowadays, and is a popular Norwegian comedian.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

...and then he roundhouse kicked her to the vulva

 

[MFJ]

isn't it like 6:30 where you are?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

6:09 to be exact.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

that's not my stomach (i don't like your stomach at all)

 

[MFJ]

you should check out this new thing called "sleep"

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Sleep is cool. I had about 5 and a half hours of it last night.