Do you ever have one of those weeks that you are just SO FUCKIN' HAPPY to be done wit

[Conspicuously Absent]

i hate almost every week. But I have a few things that make me happy so I don't turn into a bitter fucker.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I think I need some of these tips, because I regularly want to kill people on the job.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

ohhh

for work:
1. Go for "safety meetings" with co-workers. Get High in reality.
2. Drink in the produce cooler (or in your case, a closet).
3. Steal.
4. After work, piss on your bosses car (especially in your case) or do like I did and take a shit on the hood of it one day. Wipe your ass and smear the shitwad all over his door handle.
5. Take up mountain biking.
6. Get the fuck out asap.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

well, I jerked off at work today, so that's good enough for me.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

ewll, from the sounds of it. To gain the same satisfaction as I got from creaming some total repeat assholes mushrooms... you'd have to like jizz on a little kids face. and that shit ain't cool.

 

[Demilich]

We had refrigeration problems alll fucking week. Our freezers are probably 30 years old and the company won't replace them

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Yup, Im a 9-5, mon-fri working stiff too, so I also get this feeling alot. I remember last week I actually punched the scanner at work because it kept jamming every 3 pages. And its always so damn friendly it just infuriates me more. "Hello! You have paper jammed in the scanner, please remove it to contiune! " *WHACK*

 

[MajestikMøøse]

We had refrigeration problems alll fucking week. Our freezers are probably 30 years old and the company won't replace them

hahahaha

the glories of the grocery business, I know them all too well.

 

[Krilons Resa]

nice...now you get to fuck it up again.

Told ya so. But not only another one...but another 2! You fucking SUCK!