I just got handed a largish JW book by my boss

[Malergion]

He's as skeptical as I am, so it was a joke. I'm going to do something interesting with it. The question is: what?

a) Burn it
b) Eat it
c) Translate it into Latin and yell passages at bystanders
d) Other ____

 

[Captain Beard]

We tried burning one before, it takes toolong and provides poor heat. Eating it would just give you stomach cramps, but the satisfaction of shitting it out might be nice. I vote translate it and yell it at people.

 

[Chromatose]

Wear it on a gold chain around your neck.

 

[Malergion]

People might get the wrong idea, Derick.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

make a lot of airplanes and leave them all at macdonald's

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

CONVERT.

 

[Malergion]

CONVERT.

convert: file format error.

 

[Malergion]

My boss told me to sell it on eBay.

 

[MajestikMoose]

I say you read it.


It's a wonderful work of fiction.

 

[Söy]

donate it to the scientologists

 

[MegadeV]

Learn a few passages and apply them to random events to convince your boss that you read it all and saw the light. Then, constantly harrass him about how much of a heathen he is.

 

[Malergion]

Learn a few passages and apply them to random events to convince your boss that you read it all and saw the light. Then, constantly harrass him about how much of a heathen he is.

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