"I just sent officers to check welfare of a William Bozarth...

[Tide In Mind Out]

...because he hasn't shown up to work in a week." - from Samantha at work.

 

[Chromatose]

I hope this ends messily!

 

[BlueSky]

shoot out, While freebird plays in the backround?

 

[Captain Beard]

No, riding a nuke while waving your cowboy hat.

 

[Söy]

classic movie beard. love it.

 

[Captain Beard]

But tell me you wouldn't choose to die like that if you were going to!

 

[neal]

shoot out, While freebird plays in the backround?

 

[Söy]

only if it were a mexican standoff situation...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yeah, will's hatred for his job made him explode last week. i've been assigned the task of posting dumb puns and abusing mod powers to make you guys think he's still around.

 

[Captain Beard]

Well then, abuse his corpse (sexually) and show us photos of that too.

 

[Will Bozarth]

there's many of me out there!

 

[Captain Beard]

Explain your title and location. I missed that joke.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I am King Jack Planet, Ruler of Planet Preggogranny , Recently I was
diagnosed
by the Universal Practicing Physician that I will die of Galactic Penile
Influenza.
You are contacted By mE so you can inherit my collection of exotic Earthen
vaginal cavities worth approximately 23,000,000,000 Earth Peanuts. Send me
your
address and pictures of your Earth Vagina, and you will inhert my Earth
Vaginas.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Per Responding Officers, the front door of the premise was slightly ajar, ROs made entry and could not locate subject William Bozarth W/M inside the domicile, environmental health and adult protective services were notified as subject may be off his meds, also of note, the interior of the apartment was extremely filthy, a health hazard and not fit to be living quarters.

Stay tuned!


Hmmmm wonder if a dead body call will come in today...

 

[Rebourne]

10-88, 10-88!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Per Responding Officers, the front door of the premise was slightly ajar, ROs made entry and could not locate subject William Bozarth W/M inside the domicile, environmental health and adult protective services were notified as subject is known to be signal 10-96 and may be off his meds, also of note, the interior of the apartment was extremely filthy, a health hazard and not fit to be living quarters.

Stay tuned!

that sounds about right ...

 

[Liverslapper]

Per Responding Officers, the front door of the premise was slightly ajar, ROs made entry and could not locate subject William Bozarth W/M inside the domicile, environmental health and adult protective services were notified as subject is known to be signal 10-96 and may be off his meds, also of note, the interior of the apartment was extremely filthy, a health hazard and not fit to be living quarters. Be aware screams from the basement have been reported from infants.

Stay tuned!

Thats hawt

 

[Captain Beard]

This doesn't help THIS Bozarth's case either. Poor Laura, you're dating either an axe murderer or a catlady.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

that sounds about right ...

When the call cleared with those notes I giggled to myself. It made my night.

 

[Will @ work]

hehehehe

since you're in some kind of law dealy, can you do background checks?