"I just sent officers to check welfare of a William Bozarth...

[Captain Beard]

You want to talk to Cara about that.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i do background checks. but not on whoever i want. doesn't quite work that way

 

[Will Bozarth]

aww. i was curious what mine would say ahha

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

This doesn't help THIS Bozarth's case either. Poor Laura, you're dating either an axe murderer or a catlady.

i AM either an axe murderer or a cat lady. will just murders cats with axes.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I can run all sorts of things. But my hits get transmitted to everyone in dispatch so screening your dates and whatnot is frowned upon.