i just spent $100 on the following

i'm in for the locust porn, but i don't think i'd get out of it what they intended for me to get out of it.

is this going to happen, or is it going to be like the treebaby movie? :(
 
I think it'd be the intestines that would put me off. Thankfully I don't live anywhere near so I can say-Yeah, I'm down for some locust/intestine porn!- without having to worry about actually having to watch it.
 
I've seen a Japanese fetish video where a man put live frogs into the women's nether regions. He got about 6 in before they started trying to come back out. She was screaming quite a bit. Good times.