... and the radiator's vibrating and making a noise like the world's biggest Jibba-Jabba being ass-raped. Should I be tripping the fire alarm and heading out of the window right about now?
I just went to the bathroom at work...
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JayKeeley
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Sometimes when I go to the office bathroom, and someone's taking a greasy dump in a cubicle, I turn the lights off on the way out. I don't know why but the thought of someone having to feel their way out of the bogs is quite funny.
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JayKeeley
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The confusion of lights going out midway through dump must be shocking. If anyone did it to me, I would be pissed.
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JayKeeley
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You should try taking a shit before you leave for work. Might also help if you don't eat vindaloo for lunch. 
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If you're like me and shit at least twice a day, not pooping at work isn't really an option.
"No, I said I POOP TOO MUCH. And then I get tired."
"No, I said I POOP TOO MUCH. And then I get tired."
JayKeeley
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I poop before work in the am, and (sometimes) after. Never during. If it's during office hours, it's because I was prairie dogging.
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