I know I lower the bar as far as low happiness expectations...

[lizard]

but this is stellar. thx avi!

 

[xfer]

''I don't know why you're talking about Sweden,'' Bush said. ''They're the neutral one. They don't have an army.''

Lantos paused, a little shocked, and offered a gentlemanly reply: ''Mr. President, you may have thought that I said Switzerland. They're the ones that are historically neutral, without an army.'' Then Lantos mentioned, in a gracious aside, that the Swiss do have a tough national guard to protect the country in the event of invasion.

Bush held to his view. ''No, no, it's Sweden that has no army.''

The room went silent, until someone changed the subject.

 

[lizard]

that made me happy also

 

[avi]

cool! glad it arrived in one piece!

(someone in the UK got a broken CD last week. boo!)

 

[deadair]

i'm dreading broken CD's

lizard, i'm getting the CD's today... meaning, you will have it (and another pin) soon.

 

[xfer]

if y'all send me pins i'll put them on my hip messenger bag and advertise your sites for FREE!

 

[lizard]

lizard, i'm getting the CD's today... meaning, you will have it (and another pin) soon.

cool.
mine take a bit longer because they're coming to my work address and they have to be xrayed .

 

[avi]

alex, I am awaiting your order

 

[xfer]

JEEZ i already ordered it!

 

[avi]

well I didn't get the email until just now maaan

 

[lizard]

Alex was gunning for a free copy.

 

[xfer]

i knew i'd never pry a free one out of one of them.

 

[deadair]

...do you mean jews? you are horrible.

 

[xfer]

I mean dog owners.

 

[avi]

OF COURSE that's what he meant.

asshole.

 

[Baliset]

i just want to bring up that at my party this weekend, my neighbor brought down his super big and loveable dog and everyone was excited and petting it and alex ran away.

 

[xfer]

ummm that dog was awful and the owner was telling a story about how it savaged him, and ALSO i was holding/petting a WONDERFUL KITTY at the time and thus otherwise occupied.