I love this smiley

[Ellestin]

that's all

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

YES!!!!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

That's pretty amazing.

 

[JayKeeley]

dutch oven.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

haha

 

[NAD]

Dated a bint once who laughed hysterically at my farts, but said she'd kill me if I ever dutch ovened her, so I never did. Rather than completely missing the boat on the occasion to gross her out in bed, every time I emerged from the shower and she was still asleep I'd pounce like a spidermonkey, waking her up by throwing my soggy shower balls upon her cheek, and simply uttering "ballface!"

Some months after this, my friend's girlfriend said "by the way Adrian, thanks a LOT for telling Jeff about ballface" to which him and I enjoyed uproarious laughter. She didn't join in.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I love you NAD.


in a mostly hetero way

 

[NAD]

I wonder if bisexuality works on ratios like that, perhaps a point system, or might be conditional?

Like could someone be 80% gay and 20% straight, or would someone say "you know, I've sucked like 6 dicks this year, it's time I got some vag in the face for a change."

Also I've noticed women are more prone to giving skull when drunk, hmm.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

how about i'm 100% straight but I half-pretended to be gay several times for a laugh (at people weirded out by it) or to terrify homophobes.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I wonder if bisexuality works on ratios like that, perhaps a point system, or might be conditional?

Like could someone be 80% gay and 20% straight, or would someone say "you know, I've sucked like 6 dicks this year, it's time I got some vag in the face for a change."

Also I've noticed women are more prone to giving skull when drunk, hmm.

Nope.
You suck one dick, you're a cocksucker for life.

 

[NAD]

What about that guy in Boys in the Hood that said "I'll suck yo' dick fo' some crack." I mean sure, he was definitely a cocksucker, but I'll bet he wasn't really gay, he probably loved pussy! He was just willing to set aside some pride for some smoke is all.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Also I've noticed women are more prone to giving skull when drunk, hmm.

Yeah, i know this chick who is pretty cool and fun to drink with, but when she's drunk, she almost always tries to suck our dicks. (me, or my friends if she's with them).

@RiA - I will admit, if you actually commit gay acts, the best you can hope for is to be bisexual-ever-after.

@NAD - I think he meant 'by choice', not 'desperate for drugs'

 

[Reign in Acai]

Yeah, i know this chick who is pretty cool and fun to drink with, but when she's drunk, she almost always tries to suck our dicks. (me, or my friends if she's with them).

And who the hell is stopping her?!?!?!!?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

both me and my buddy because we're in relationships In the past we haven't though.

 

[lizard]

@RiA - I will admit, if you actually commit gay acts, the best you can hope for is to be bisexual-ever-after.

well, as the famous frenchman once lamented, "You suck one cock, and you are Pierre le Cocksucker forever!"

 

[Reign in Acai]

both me and my buddy because we're in relationships In the past we haven't though.

It's permissable if your gf lives on another continent and you have yet to make her acquaintance.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I suppose, but even if it doesn't bother her, i'd prefer to maintain my moral integrity for my own purposes. I had to shoot her down while drunk on friday.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Bro. I'm just fucking with ye, you did the right thing. Follow your heart! [/GayButNotLying]

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

haha, ok. Most people who say that to me are actually serious.

 

[NAD]

Maybe now the headbutt comes!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZnLRgCNisBI&search=bas rutten