I need to find pictures of the Hamburglar...

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...but not the newer, kinder Hamburglar. The scarier one from the early 80s, before the revamp, back when he looked like he might just rape you on his way out the door.
 
Well, the modern condition--the belatedness of man--has come from the lack of a division between "duty" and "pleasure". In the modern age, our duty is pleasure, whereas in all prior history humans had a grasp on religion, or allegiance to a political state or lord, that created an atmosphere of tension within which we all lived as we had to perform our "duty" separate from experiencing "pleasure". Tension was healthy; it kept us on our toes, and fostered moral and artistic health.

Yet in this age of revamped Hamburglars, there is no longer such a schism, and therefore my Duty is my Pleasure, and I need pictures of the old-style rapist burger thief.
 
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