I received this in my Myspace Bulletin

LOL I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at what you said, man!!!

Besides, I think Rocco Siffredi makes up about 75% of the length of all Italian males combined, :lol:.

Come here and you'll get laid anyway!!!!
 
LOL I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at what you said, man!!!

Besides, I think Rocco Siffredi makes up about 75% of the length of all Italian males combined, :lol:.

Come here and you'll get laid anyway!!!!

lol i know im just messin around...not about my girth though.

i say go to the bukkake load fest (if its even real), and distribute your seed all over her face.

LOL no wait...go to the bukkake, then when your about to blow your load, just turn around and let it out on the guys leg that is standing next to you.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING AWESOME
 
well, throwin a few knuckle children isn't cheating!
just say' Honey look, it is the same as me jerkin off. There is just 20-30 other people in the room while I do it and it happens to land on some strange grils face"
 
well, throwin a few knuckle children isn't cheating!
just say' Honey look, it is the same as me jerkin off. There is just 20-30 other people in the room while I do it and it happens to land on some strange grils face"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

She'd probably go with me to at least watch, hahahaha!!!!
 
no i would film it. not lieing. then i would go home and beat of frantically till i cried


I was fooling around with this girl one time who showed me a tape of her fucking her husband at the time. It was weird.

We were sitting on the couch pre-coitus, and she goes, "Hey wanna watch a movie"? I was like, "Sure, why not?"

She pops this tape in and it's her getting fucking rammed by her ex husband from his POV and hers. I thought it was a mistake or something and was kinda surprised and embarrassed for her, then she started taking her clothes off. That was a wild one.

This was when I was still in the states, though, still in the military.